Kurapakised much cuzz? :P

Saturday, July 18, 2009 Unknown 0 Comments

This is my cousin's masterpiece. asteee. Kurapakised banar. ahahah. Enjoy your laugh *apakn* LOL. :P I stole it from her notes yang d Facebook bah. Read it:

ada seseorang yang mengadd email mu, tapi kamu so curious atu siapa and kenapa ia add kamu. and ia atu so snobbish like segunung snubbiss nya atu, so, layan tia eh!

*copied from Kee Allison! :) ZAF! Me balik rumah keburengan me.

haji kumbang is adding you to his list, accept or reject?
=>`accept, move to "UNKNOWN"

hi.
=>`wei

boleh berkenalan?
=>`bah. You start. Me end it.

me haji kumbang, haji mukim sama haji kampung punya cousin.
=>` me ani Hajah Meradun AKA Merry. Daddy me ani Haji Kampung. Mama me ani Jah Negara. Buiii, cousin kali tani ani!

unik kan kan, iatah ramai urang tergoda ni nama me ah. you single?
=>`Awu deeeh. Unik lagi me ani. Daddy me Haji Kampung ah, special wah. Yes, me ani single. Nada twins, triplets, quadriplets yang antah bin inda tau spelling nya.

eksen you to. me jua boyfriends you?
=>` Eh yawah? So....me ani kawan laki you? Ohkayh. Macam ada double meaning............ (A)

you ani lawa ah, me ari atu teliat gambar you arah friendster, terpikat me.
=>` HEHEHEHE, me ani ndangnya lawa. Iatah ada speshialnya ada nini ani Cina. Friendster wah? Ai, me ani bagas mendelete Friendster me wah. Bureng me. Ambung for one day jap. Biarya.

apa kan kelebihan boyfriend you yang inda bemuka ah?
=>`Kelebihannya ialah (eiseh, standard!) ia atu boyfriend me banar. Ia ada muka, ada badan, ada tangan kaki atu catulah. You ani wah, cyber berus AKA virus. Yatah me sukasayang boyfriend me lagi.

kenapa you cakap me sial? me ani sayang you banar2. me sanggup balikan you mercedes wah supaya you tinggalkan ia.
=>`Sial? Apeeeh. FITNAH TU. Me mana pernah panggil urang sial! Palui, bayie apa apa atu awu pulang, me admit it. BUT SIAL?! FITNAHHHHH!! Mercedes? Murahan anak sialan sorang ani. Lamborghini HOTT kaliahhh. ;) Mun you balikan me kerita L binti HOTT atu, buleh lah me maafkan. ;)

jangantah marah nah... sini me paluk..
=>`You bhapa lagi paluk me? Mun me di sini, you di sana, manakan?

me ani hensem dari ia, kenapa you tolak me?
=>`Tadi sial, ani tulak tia. Asteeee. Sialan. Inda, ia lagi me sayang.

inda tah you mau ni jadi girlfriend me?
=>`Inda. Tapi offer kan balikan me kerita L atu on masih. Mun you kan balikan me kerita L, adalah me consider the offer. ;)

OKAY! you akan menyasal pasal reject urang sehensem me!!
=>`Ndangnya me ani. Mun buat atu ani, esuk bin lusa bin tulat bin antah apalagi namanya ani, me nyasal tah tu.

me akan buktikan, one day nanti, you akan jadi milik I!!
=>`Me akan buktikan! One day atu, me inda akan jadi milik you!! HAHAHAHA, mintal telampau dramatic AKA too much Kurapakish MIB. Asteee.

p/s: walaupun nini tane cina. LOL. but still aku kana ucap anak Jipun and korea =_=". asteee. hahaha. :P

p/p/s: Aku half cina sama quarter cina. logic kan kan? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. :P manissss. jgnth d pikirkan. I'm quarter sama half. HAHA. biar kamu paning. mwaahaha :P